Celebrities Raising Their Eyebrows

Maggie Smith in The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie. I was actually in...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:33:03 -0500

Maggie Smith in The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.

I was actually in a production of this play in high school. I played the stuttering one who dies. It was really fun.

I’m also really enjoying her as the Dowager Countess even if …. welll … my mom’s siblings all called her “The Duchess” when they were growing up. (To be quite clear, this was well before Fergie ever Ferged.) Yep, the point I’m driving at, is that she reminds me of my mummy.

I like, like her guys, mostly because of Margot Tenenbaum, even...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:14:00 -0500

I like, like her guys, mostly because of Margot Tenenbaum, even if I kind of want to join the chorus calling her insufferable. Maybe it’s just her website that’s full of nice things I can’t afford? I’m sure SHE isn’t full of nice things I can’t afford. Just look at those brows!

I’ve been wishing this girl would make a truly weird face...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:44:28 -0500

I’ve been wishing this girl would make a truly weird face for once, more than I’ve been wishing that I could borrow all her clothes, spill beer on them at a kegger, and then not give them back.

Well, I guess this is as good as it gets. Still so darn cute!

I try to make a point of remaining low brow, because the Oscars...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:29:55 -0500

I try to make a point of remaining low brow, because the Oscars seem incredibly boring. I srsly thought War Horse was a joke meme about overly sentimental Oscar begs for the longest time.

OPINION CHANGED.

Merci beaucoup pour votre visage, Jean Dujardin.

Look, it’s the American Sherlock. Congratulations on your...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:27:15 -0500

Look, it’s the American Sherlock. Congratulations on your face Robert Downey Jr. An everlasting congratulations on your face. Why do I have the feeling like I’ve said that before? It might come out when I’m drunk and lonely. Seems likely.

He’s got bangs, but he’s clearly wiggling that face...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:21:15 -0500

He’s got bangs, but he’s clearly wiggling that face around. Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah! Man, maybe that would have been a better name for this blog.

detectivelyd: Derp = not reserved for the exclusive use of army...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:15:57 -0500

detectivelyd:

Derp = not reserved for the exclusive use of army doctors.

I’m pretty concerned about what’s happening with this man’s eyebrows. The expression is clearly one of raised eyebrows … and yet … something is missing. Of course I could have photoshopped that myself, and I’ve looked at photoshop for an entire five minutes.

I always got 100% on my spelling tests, but when I remembered...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:34:13 -0500

I always got 100% on my spelling tests, but when I remembered how to spell Mia Wasikowska, I felt a little too proud of myself.

Anyways, I wholeheartedly enjoy everything she’s ever done. If I somehow could know what she was having for breakfast right now I’d prolly be like, “Egg white omelette? GOOD CALL!”

Here she is furrowing her brow in consternation as Alice, the only book about math I’ve ever read.

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa. What on earth is on their faces???? ETA: Flesh...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:19:00 -0500

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa. What on earth is on their faces????

ETA: Flesh colored microphones are horribly unflattering in still photographs, but it shouldn’t have taken me that long to figure out. And as for Bill Murray, oh those Americans and their football. Kind of like their crying on Thanksgiving.

thedailywhat:

No Translation Necessary of the Day: Bill Murray hanging out backstage at Letterman with Korean pop group Girls’ Generation.

[@alex_ogle.]

Oh Ana Gasteyer! You and your musings on Schweddy Balls kept me...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:46:12 -0500

Oh Ana Gasteyer! You and your musings on Schweddy Balls kept me company all through the many lonely Saturday nights of high school! And again, now, while I’m lonely at work.

It saddens me deeply that twitter won’t verify her tweets, especially after she brought me so much comedic golden joy. And has she ever gotten even prettier!

AHAHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING SOOYOUNG OMG! Anyways, she’s...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:18:05 -0500

AHAHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING SOOYOUNG OMG!

Anyways, she’s from the delightful Kpop group Girl’s Generation. One of the greatest things I ever learned from a student, is that there is always more to learn from a student, and where on the internet to look up before and afters on Girl’s Generation.

Oh Brandon Flowers. You know just what I like. That right...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:06:05 -0500

Oh Brandon Flowers. You know just what I like. That right there is one hell of an eyebrow raise. I wish he would sing me Christmas songs all year long.

This is Joseph Gordon-Levitt raising his eyebrows in front of a...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:22:00 -0500

This is Joseph Gordon-Levitt raising his eyebrows in front of a picture of him and Seth Rogen raising their eyebrows. Looks like eyebrows just got too meta in here!

… and then I need to go back and say what I really meant: INCEPT-BROWS.

Mark Hoppus. Recently, I think he’s started to look a bit...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:55:05 -0500

Mark Hoppus. Recently, I think he’s started to look a bit like John Barrowman, which is decidedly odd, though not necessarily bad … just look at his NOH8 picture. Mark’s I mean.

He’s making this face in almost every photograph. No...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:00:54 -0500

He’s making this face in almost every photograph. No wonder I’ve loved him since I was in Grade 6. Though my ardor has obviously increased since.

I’m only posting this cause I Khaaaaaaaaaaaan! Anyways,...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:44:05 -0500

I’m only posting this cause I Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Anyways, contrary to expectations I hear Mr. William Shatner puts on a really great live show. A couple of my friends got a good groupon deal on tickets, (o ys rly) and they said they laughed, cried and enjoyed wholeheartedly, the whole time.

David Bowie, I’m going to need you to go to the Davids...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:56:00 -0500

David Bowie, I’m going to need you to go to the Davids club and ask David Tennant for his time machine. Then David Bowie, I’m going to need you to go back in time to when you were filming Labyrinth and to tell the spandexed bedazzled self you find there, that you’re ever so much prettier when you smile.

(No, not an eyebrow raise, but a notable facial expression nonetheless.)

Most of the time, Taylor Swift seems like the kind of...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 07:56:51 -0500

Most of the time, Taylor Swift seems like the kind of goody-two-shoes that I would like to peer pressure into doing a ton of shots. Except then she displays evidence of an actual sense of humour and I start to suspect that she would behave equally hilariously before and after the drinking of said shots.

Also, look at those eyebrows! Her surprised face doesn’t usually have her forehead moving, which I assume is the result of posing practice, not a dental practice.

I used to suspect that Katherine Heigl isn’t actually...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 06:24:00 -0500

I used to suspect that Katherine Heigl isn’t actually funny on her own merits, like maybe she was just good at standing next to actual funny people like Seth Rogen. Then I even started to suspect her of being boring, like maybe no one told her that mild rudeness isn’t a real personality. Then I saw this picture and I was like, nah, she’s fine. No one with that much crazy eye could be boring.

Liam Neeson, about to kill me with the sheer might of his...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 06:16:00 -0500

Liam Neeson, about to kill me with the sheer might of his masculinity and my own toothbrush. Or be the #1 while killing uh, wolves? My neighbour has a pet wolf, it’s pretty chill. Not like I would ever criticize Liam Neeson.